Jasper: Oh that's funny, coming from you. When you're angry, people die. Just ask that girl over there. on Facebook Email 0.0 / 5.0 1 2 3 4 5 Unrated ← Previous ...

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Funny retirement jokes and quotes add some well-meaning lightness and laughter to a retirement party, post-retirement dinner, or another event that celebrates this new chapter in the person's life.

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My mom is also very funny, but she doesn’t know it. She was always a big fan of not thinking too highly of yourself, or anyone else for that matter.

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Funny, but that’s not funny. And part of it was that he never knew how to sell his side of the story without the anger. Being preached at just isn’t all that much of a laugh.

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Ask Amy: He resisted my suggestion that he do some soul-searching about his choice. Plus: My partner insists I contact my ex about my friend's death, and I think it's inappropriate.