There is a method to eating burgers with a fork and knife. First you need to have at least a couple of toothpicks to hold it all together when it’s first sliced into, otherwise it will topple.

The knife and fork are already within reach, or otherwise most likely easily acquired. Pick 'em up, go town, and enjoy your burger the way modern lifestyles demand.

Your Fork Is Not a Shovel. It's not a magic wand, a spear or something to click against your teeth. It's also not something to be clenched with a fist, ...