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2. “Families are like branches on a tree. We grow in different directions, yet our roots remain as one.” —Unknown 3. “One of life’s few really reliable pleasures: to have a family you ...

Funny family quotes about parents 26. “It’s especially hard to admit that you made a mistake to your parents because, of course, you know so much more than they do.” — Sean Covey 27.