Please Don't Feed the Children is now streaming on Tubi. If you’re going to a stranger’s house for safety in the aftermath of the apocalypse, it’s important to knock on the right door.

He said the two countries "don’t know what the f—" they’re doing. Earlier, Iran and Israel had agreed to a ceasefire, which Israel accused Iran of violating several hours later.

I think they don’t want it to happen again, and Iran’s not going to have a nuclear weapon, by the way. I think it’s the last thing on their mind right now.” ...

'I don't think that a beautiful baby girl needs – that's 11 years old – needs to have 30 dolls,' Trump said, defending his tariffs. Also: five pencils are fine.

“I don’t think that our force posture is going to change at all,” Gen. Christopher Donahue said during a presentation at the Association of the U.S. Army in Washington.