When the birthday song kicked in, this Bichon was like "nope" and made the cutest exit ever. We’ve never related more.

"Ninety-nine-point-nine percent of the time, I will lock my truck door at night," said Bradley Palur, who forgot to lock his pickup the day he bought a $4,000 engagement ring.

A Lancaster County judge set 32-year-old Joseph Haldeman's percentage bond at $200,000, so he must pay $20,000 to get out.