AAEON de next-RAP8 is a Raspberry Pi-sized single-board computer with up to an Intel Core i7-1365UE Raptor Lake chip, 16GB LPDDR5X RAM, PCIe 3 x4, M.2 and SATA connectors, and two LAN ports ...

But I'm not one of those DIY-ers, and perhaps my vision isn't grand enough. It's certainly not as grand as michaelthatsit's ...