26. Congrats on your new roommate! Spoiler alert: they cry, they poop, and they don’t pay rent. 27. Cheers to your little one! Let’s plan a celebration in about 18 years when you finally get ...

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Congrats on your new alarm clock, also known as a baby! Congratulations on your new baby – we will do something to celebrate in another 18 years. Don’t worry about the difficulty of raising a child.