Chuck Norris hears everything. In celebration of his long career and superhuman fighting skills, here is a list of the top 40 Chuck Norris jokes that will give you a roundhouse kick to the stomach.

"Feeling good and staying active!" the actor and martial artist pro captioned his Monday post Chuck Norris/Instagram At 84, Chuck Norris is more on top of his game than ever. The martial artist ...

The Fourth of July celebrates Chuck Norris," wrote @CrazyFenaker. "I'm here for the Chuck Norris jokes in the replies," posted @danonthe page. King is no stranger to sharing his thoughts on social ...