A Dunkin’ Donuts bagel isn’t good or bad, strictly speaking: its absolute value, apart from how we perceive it, is as vacant as the hole in its middle.

Her TikTok now has 782,300 views and counting. In it, Jacky calls out the less-than-substantial bagel. “I ordered a bagel at Dunkin,” she claims.

Preheat the oven to 350°F. Blend the eggs, Monterey Jack, cottage cheese, and salt on low speed until the mixture is slightly thickened and free of lumps. If you don’t have a blender, try ...