His newest Crazy Weapon might be the Craziest Crazy Weapon he’s ever Crazied. Aptly and subtly titled “Shaka Zulu’s Wet Dream,” Joerg’s assegai -thrower is a true menace.

The Schöningen double pointed wooden throwing stick. CREDIT: Volker Minkus. “We were really excited to see just how many steps and how detailed the woodworking is on this tool.