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The future of Oakwood Theme Park has taken another twist as planners put forward a new plan to turn the venue into a Chernobyl Danger Zone reenactment site. Plans for the site to be reopened as World ...
Wales is secetly being spied on thanks to a network of fake daffodils, according to an intelligence report published yesterday. M-Dai-5, Wales’s intelligence agency, has reported that at least 40% of ...
The World of Greggs Theme Park would include rides such as the Steak Bake Spinner and the Sausage Roll Tunnel of Love. Glenn ‘Wibbly Wobbly’ Webbley, director of the consortium leading the project, ...
Schoolchildren across Wales will soon be savouring one of the country’s most-loved desserts when pink custard is reintroduced to school lunchtime menus. Pink custard was removed from school dinners ...
Your browser does not support the audio element. A husband from Aberdare has had a divorce notice delivered to him after he opened a load of bread without finishing ...
A new bar is set to open in Cuba, named after the Welsh capital Cardiff. Revolucion de Cardiff is set to open next month in the Cuban capital Havana, with Clark’s Pies, Brains SA, and larverbread all ...
A woman from Aberdare has filed for divorce after her husband ignored repeated warnings not to open a new loaf of bread until they’d finished the old one. Tina Grumble had repeatedly told husband Tim ...
The US Vice President JD Vance will be visiting Anglesey amid rumours that he wants to take over the island and make it the country’s 51st state. The beaver-faced sofa fan is looking to take over the ...
The defunct tolls at the Severn Bridges will be reinstated this weekend, just to annoy the army of travelling English fans heading for the game with Wales. There will also be a premium toll for anyone ...
In a bold move to counter the infamous “sheep shagger” stereotype, the Welsh government has declared a Sheep Appreciation Day, inviting locals to celebrate their woolly companions with parades, games, ...
Other people’s windchimes have been voted ‘annoying as shit’ in a recent survey to find the UK’s most annoying noise. The noise topped this year’s charts, which was won last year by Alison Hammond’s ...
A woman from Trebanog has expressed her disappointment at not getting a Valentine’s Day card after telling her husband not to get her a Valentine’s Day card. Ethel Undergunt told her husband not get ...