Ever stayed in a terrible movie just because you already paid for the ticket? Or clung to a failing relationship because of “all the years you’ve put in”? If so, congratulations—you’ve met the sunk ...

So, you miss the Diablo. Me too. I had one on my wall at one point, next to a couple of Vipers, Ferris Bueller and, depending on how crowded things were, at least one Boondock Saint. If you’re a Gen-X ...