As for Guardians fans, they were quick to “roll” out the puns because, let’s face it, we’re all going crazy out here. Who knew Yondu was an Assguardian. — Jim Ketchum (@jimketchum77 ...

The 26-year-old from Saugus, California, hit his mother after accusing her of hiding the family's toilet paper, which is in short supply during the coronavirus pandemic.

A woman who was wrongly accused of shoplifting toilet roll due to an apparent mix-up with a facial recognition system was left "fuming" after being ejected from two Home Bargains stores. Danielle ...

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They gave the over-under. The position of a toilet paper roll may seem innocuous, but TP trustees have long been embroiled in a heated debate over the proper angle of the next square.