Looking for a way to let your friends know how much you love them when you're texting via iMessage? Or maybe you just want to be sassy? I'm feeling a lot sassier in my old age, too (29). So it's time.

You've heard by now that I'm buying a 2011 Nissan Leaf. In case you're wondering, it's a Cayenne Red SV, which I'm hoping implies some hyper-real blend of Porsche and Lamborghini performance.