The "Unkindest Cut" title indicates that Quagmire's incident will drive the main plot of the episode, but there will be a Stewie-centric side plot to take up some of the screentime as well.

Stewie's tricycle has gone missing. Peter sets out to find it, and beats up a kid selling lemonade ... but still believe his son would do that. Quagmire says that we should check their room.

Brian is working on his computer watching porn when Stewie walks in ... Quahog congresswoman shows up that Chris invited. He comments on her pantsuit. Quagmire introduces himself to Karen.

as Stewie first wants to be blood brothers with Brian, then learns he’s acquired herpes from the dog, then gangs up on him with Chris’ help to torment him. The main joke here is that ...

including horny neighbor Quagmire, newscaster Tom Tucker, and quintessential New England Patriots fan (and all-around slob) Peter Griffin. He’s also the voice of Stewie Griffin, a flamboyantly ...