All you need is a sense of humor and an open heart. Our roundup of funny St. Patrick’s Day jokes is as good as gold. There are jokes for kids, jokes for adults, dad jokes — even knock-knock jokes!

St. Paddy's is a holiday filled with joy and cheer, so there will inevitably be tons of laughs. Consider using a funny St. Patrick's Day quote to add a wee bit of humor to your day.

So, do not fret, because these funny St. Patrick’s Day quotes may very well capture everything you’re feeling on Mar. 17, no matter how you’re celebrating.

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Related: Learn All About St. Patrick's Day 11. May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light. May good luck pursue you each morning and night. 12. Take a pitcher, it'll last longer! 13.

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1. Wishing you all the luck o' the Irish this St. Patrick's Day! 2. May you find lots of gold at the end of your rainbow. 3. Hello laddie! (Or lassie) Here's to a great St. Patrick's Day! 4.