They squeaked. Loudly. Very loudly. It was like that "squeaky boots" episode of SpongeBob SquarePants, but, like, way worse. Every step I took—Squeeeeak! Every time I shifted my stance—Squeeeeak!

Internet denizens seized on a September 1999 episode, in which Mr. Krabs attempts to get rid of SpongeBob’s squeaky boots a la the Edgar Allan Poe short story “The Tell-Tale Heart,” to make ...

Wow, those are loud. Almost as bad as Spongebob Squarepants' obnoxiously squeaky boots (if you think like an eight-year-old like I do, and understand that metaphor). Matsuyama, who won the 2013 ...

SpongeBob SquarePants: The Cosmic Shake has big, squeaky boots to fill. Does it live up to everyone’s re-high-drated expectations? We sat down with experts and here's what they had to ...

They squeaked. Loudly. Very loudly. It was like that "squeaky boots" episode of SpongeBob SquarePants, but, like, way worse. Every step I took—Squeeeeak! Every time I shifted my stance—Squeeeeak!