The hat in action at a pandemic-era backyard party. Photo: Samantha Schoech I have four basic needs when it comes to hats: solid sun protection for my neck, face and ears; an open field of vision ...

So you want to wear a nice hat, do ya? Fine. Then you need to learn how to wear it like a proper lady or gentleman. This story was part of Retro Week, during which we fired up the flux capacitor ...