This week: Choose one of the contiguous 48 U.S. states or D.C. Then write a funny slogan for that state by ... Winner gets the Clowning Achievement, our Style Invitational trophy.

Newly Reenergized Loser Malcolm Fleschner suggests this week's contest: Slightly alter an advertising slogan so that someone ... Winner gets the Inker, the official Style Invitational trophy.

After low-rise jeans, baggy pants or the skirt-over-pants combo, it's now the turn of the slogan T-shirt to make a comeback, aided by the return of another sartorial style – the grungy and edgy ...