but if it looks like a shiner and it quacks like a shiner, well, it might as well be one. I wanted to wear a T-shirt saying, "This is not a shiner. This is an eye infection." Obviously ...

I was driving north on Interstate 35 through Austin one recent afternoon when I passed a billboard for Shiner Bock, the popular beer brewed here in our home state. “The Original Texas G.O.A.T ...