and when I grabbed a new roll of toilet paper, I was dumbfounded. The toilet paper squares—blocky, functional, familiar—were no longer squares. Each perforated edge was not a straight line but ...

Everyone knows that toilet paper should come off the roll with the loose end coming over the front of the roll. It's not that complicated. So why is it that sometimes you go to the bathroom away ...

When a federal appeals court decided the case in 2011, a circuit judge remarked how "this case is about toilet paper, and who really pays attention to the design on a roll of toilet paper?" ...