“He was as quiet as a church mouse two to three years ago when he first got here,” Groce said. “Now he's a lot more vocal.

Some employees pretend to be working while taking "quiet" vacations ... nearly 500 millennials surveyed said they had moved their mouse to make it appear to colleagues like they were working ...

which is why, so long as they keep making them, you'll find my butt in a seat on opening weekend — quiet as a mouse.