13. Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, this one doesn’t. 14. Roses are red, violets are blue; TL;DR: They differ in hue. 15. Lasers are red, lasers are blue, laser guns go pew ...

Funny 'Roses Are Red' Poems for Family. 85. Roses are red, violets are blue, I don’t like sand—it’s coarse and rough and gets everywhere too. 86.