Chanie Gorkin, a 17-year-old about to enter the 12th grade at the Lubavitch high school Beth Rivka, originally wrote the poem entitled "Worst Day Ever?" for an assignment at school.

That’s what the people in this poem seem to be doing. The author and her friend, a scholar, are debating the crushworthiness of a certain “Romantic Poet.” 0 Romantic 1 Poet 2 by 3 Diane 4 Seuss ...