What T.S. Eliot Teaches Us About the GOP Primary Romney’s Etch A Sketch. Santorum’s pink bowling ball. The poet and critic understood how a concrete thing could sum up a person—or a candidate.

Everyone knows a dog can’t bowl. One night three years ago, Zoe sank her canines into the holes of a pink bowling ball at King-Pin Lanes and took off at an awkward trot.

Santorum stopped a college student in Onalaska, WI from using a pink bowling ball. The student was part of a group of college Republicans who had gone to bowl with Santorum.

Well, maybe not, but one night three years ago Zoe sank her canines into the holes of a pink bowling ball at King-Pin Lanes and took off at an awkward trot. Making a U-turn in the locker room, she ...

Santorum’s Joke “You’re not gonna use the pink ball,” Santorum said to a young gentleman in a Wisconsin bowling alley yesterday. “We’re not gonna let you do that.

Santorum later told another reporter that, Friends don't let friend's use pink bowling balls. The exact age of the young man in question was not specified by Youngman.