She purchased this one for her daughter’s dorm room, and the result, as we know, was pure magic. We love the sub-$50 price tag, and the fact that it comes housed in a cute white basket base.

The Sprocket starts to heat up every time you simultaneously print more than 10 pictures on it. If it gets too hot, the printing comes to a halt, and a message on the companion app asks you to wait.

I roll up the blue rug and drag it out of the living room like a dead sea mammal. I unfurl the orange rug, which I am determined to like. I stand back and squint. The orange is pretty bright.