and fit it with the parts from a pen kit. We’d like to see the look on the face of the next person to ask [JPayneWoodworking] for a pen. Want to get into woodworking just to make weird stuff ...

You won’t have to again with this $7 Artisan Mini Key Ring Pen Kit. It’s three inches long and 7/16-inches in diameter. The minimum wood blank size needed for turning is 3/4-in. by 3/4-in.