Kenny is joining the stage company as Patchy the Pirate. He’ll perform an original Sara Bareilles song, “Poor Pirates.” The whole thing was filmed for television in front of a live theater ...

The world is your parrot. Patchy the Pirate - His very existence is predicated on teaching you how to be a pirate, so if you can't say "Aye aye, Captain!" by now, what has this all been about?