And so, here are the top 50 quotes From Parks and Recreation. WARNING: SPOILERS AHEAD! NBC / Via Getty Images. 50. "I wanted to make fun of stupid people while I get drunk.

Her Funniest Parks and Recreation Quotes. 7. “I’ve cried twice in my life. Once when I was 7 and hit by a school bus. And then again when I heard that Li’l Sebastian had passed. ...

Check out our complete library of Parks and Recreation quotes from this and every episode of the new NBC comedy. Some of our favorite lines from last night were: Mark: I hit rock bottom that night.

Favorite Parks and Recreation Quotes. Andy: You know when you go to the ATM and get money—is there an actual guy that stands there and gives you money? Ron: No. Andy: Yeah, those are robots.

Parks and Recreation Cast Is Reuniting for Benefit Special to Aid Coronavirus Relief Alongside the announcement of her passing, the family shared a video of some of Slayton-Hughes' quotes and most ...

One of the great early episodes of Parks and Recreation was Season 2’s “Greg Pikitis.” In the episode, Andy ends up helping Leslie with a troublesome kid who vandalizes the park every Halloween.