But there's a problem: "pius" Aeneas, as he's called in the poem (meaning dutiful and, for lack of a better term, job-oriented), has his eyes on his mission to found a new city for his people ...

At one point, he recites from memory “his own epic poem about Joe Frazier ... retorted Hull, before directing Emu to viciously grab Parkinson’s leg. The “bird” repeatedly attacked ...