Aside from his usual, daily, annoying and accident-ridden behaviour, Selwyn's readying himself to make a speech at a small remembrance gathering for a recently deceased friend.

Selwyn must organise the yearly outing. The committee fancy their standard day in Blackpool, but Froggitt wants to expand their minds: Marrakesh, the Taj Mahal, Stratford-upon-Avon... When the ...