David Kopp bakes and sells "misfortune cookies" — chocolate-dipped treats that contain darkly humorous predictions written by the Kelowna, B.C., comedian. "Your mask breaks while shopping at Costco.

Me Wanty offers visitors a carefully curated collection of the most bizarre products from the web, from strangely functional inventions like 'picnic pants' to gimmicks like 'misfortune cookies ...

and claims to partner with some 47,000 restaurants -- on “misfortune cookies” featuring messages more in line with the brand’s irreverent tone. “. One example of a misfortune message ...