Specifically, Chun King Chow Mein ... noodles, I wanted to know why. During the 1940s, a guy named Jeno Palucci came up with a line of Chinese canned food products called Chun King. La Choy ...

That is, it seemed straightforward until this morning, when I discovered the existential sinkhole that is the ingredient list on a can of La Choy Chicken Chow Mein. Now I'm fairly certain I've ...