Dear Quentin, I’m not spending a fortune on candy. I have better things to spend my money on. I don’t have kids. I don’t want kids. Maybe 20 years ago, but not now.

It’s the same type of energy that made my second-grade teacher find me insufferable and somehow it’s part of my job now. Look at me now, Mr. [Redacted]. I ate it so you don’t have to: 12 ...

"I want my kids to grow up understanding that food is about nourishment and connection, ... The foods labeled as “ultra processed” in research studies aren’t just candy and soda, either.