(I’m patiently waiting for a Joey Chestnut-shaped Beanie Baby that’s filled with chewed up hot dogs rather than beads). “I train inhaling because it is a necessary movement when dropping ...

"On a daily basis, I’ll train my stomach capacity by drinking large volumes of water (2+ gallons) in a very short period of time (~10 minutes). On a weekly basis, I’ll cook up a bunch of hot ...