the Great Mighty Poo from Conker's Bad Fur Day. Brewed up by First 4 Figures, the figurine consists of the giant operatic turd mid song opposite a mini Conker throwing toilet roll into its mouth.

you know the rest of the song. Inspired by Rare Ltd.’s hilarious classic platformer “Conker’s Bad Fur Day,” G FUEL’s flavor scientists ventured into the bowels of The Great Mighty Poo ...

God, where to even begin with this? For those not in the know, the Great Mighty Poo was a boss character in Conker’s Bad Fur Day that was a sentient mountain of shit. Just a big boy of defecation.