Goldfish. Most people probably don’t give them a penny’s worth of thought. I never used to. Then my kid brought a few of the sparkly swimming gems home from a local fair and we were ...

When Tobermory is out of the room, the talk turns to scattering strychnine in his dinner bowl. Perhaps FluentPet should market a device for a more discreet, less gossipy breed, such as goldfish.

Gail gets a pink bed – and a gentleman goldfish for company. Galileo V prepares to send back footage of Mars and the bowl features a miniature space lander and a mars rover on red gravel in ...