Russell’s car weighed exactly 798kg before a mandatory fuel sample (or three lots of 0.5kg of fuel) was removed for testing. This meant his car was 1.5kg underweight in the final reckoning.

He was Rogue No 1, I was Rogue No 2. We were having a giggle and then I started the car and went straight up the arse of the car in front. I had taken my eyes off the road.