Best Corny Jokes 1. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing. 2. Why didn't the duck pay for the lip balm? He wanted to put it on his bill. 3. Why did Darth Vader turn off one ...

Stumpt plays Junktopia, a joke-driven writing game where you win by building funny backstories for unusual objects. As you ...

Here are 200 funny jokes to have up your sleeve, for when you really need a laugh even if you do think they're a bit cringe. Best funny jokes for adults ...