For Valentine's Day I asked Cupid for a million dollars. Cupid said, “Get real.” So, I responded with, “OK, I want a boyfriend.” To which Cupid replied, “Cash or check?” ...

Funny roses-are-red poems for men RD.com, Getty Images 8. Roses are red, violets are blue; Surf’s up, bro—you’re a heck of a dude. 9. R4 is red, R2 is blue; If I were the force, I would be ...