These 115 funny quotes and top funny sayings will make you laugh on every occasion. Enjoy these clever quotes from comedians, actors, authors, and TV shows.

Funny Quotes About Family “Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.” — Conan O’Brien “I’m sure wherever my Dad is, he’s looking down on us. He’s not dead ...

Short But Meaningful Sister Quotes to Show Your Support No one supports each other like a pair of sisters. While she has your back, it's also your job to have hers. You'll be her strength in her ...

Children can play up the villain’s megalomania and his realization that he’s monologuing to great hilarity. SYNDROME See? Now you respect me, because I’m a threat. That’s the way it works.

32. “Children are like crazy, drunken small people in your house.” ― Julie Bowen 33. "A mother is the person you can always call to see how long chicken lasts in the fridge." 34.