Get into the holiday spirit with these funny sayings. Everyone says it’s the season to be jolly. But if you’re not in a festive mood just yet, this list of 100 funny Christmas quotes should ...

Halloween 110 Funny Halloween Quotes Guaranteed to Scare Up All the Laughs These short and hilarious Halloween quotes are skella-good. Updated July 31, 2025, 3:03 PM PDT Sarah Lemire Lifestyle ...

Funny Christmas Quotes and Sayings 1. "I was Christmas shopping and ran into a guy on the street. I noticed his watch and said that it runs slow. He said, 'So does the guy I stole it from.'" ...