Get into the holiday spirit with these funny sayings. Everyone says it’s the season to be jolly. But if you’re not in a festive mood just yet, this list of 100 funny Christmas quotes should ...

Funny Quotes About Family “Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.” — Conan O’Brien “I’m sure wherever my Dad is, he’s looking down on us. He’s not dead ...

Funny Christmas Quotes and Sayings 1. "I was Christmas shopping and ran into a guy on the street. I noticed his watch and said that it runs slow. He said, 'So does the guy I stole it from.'" ...