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Reader's Digest has been collecting funny quotes and sayings since our first issue in 1922, we've pulled together some all-time classics. 1. "My advice to you is get married: If you find a good ...

These funny, touching and just plain iconic Harry Potter quotes will make you want to reread or re-watch the series Quotes from Harry Potter have stood the test of time as some of our all-time ...

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(Photo by Will Lester, Inland Valley Daily Bulletin/SCNG) POMONA — The next time a John Force Racing driver wins an NHRA Mission Foods Drag Racing Series Funny Car race, it will be the 300th for ...

It marks a shift from the previous presidential administration, which was more lenient on pregnant Air Force personnel flying during their first trimester. The military branch said it was ...

D.C., experienced a close call with an Air Force jet just after takeoff Friday afternoon, authorities confirmed. Both flights ultimately continued to their destinations without incident.