In 1944, a middle school girl gave her friend a card for her 14th birthday ... of a large dinosaur skeleton spanning both sides. The women write the years on the dinosaur’s bones, and cross ...

Pat DeReamer just celebrated her 95th birthday ... Wheaton-Kroger's son. The inside of the card features a large dinosaur that stretches across both pages, and its bones are where DeReamer ...

If you're reading this, chances are it's time ... get the card and/or post ready to go, because I've got the "perfect birthday message" part handled. Whether you want to one-up his dad jokes ...