When you're young, she'll wake up early with you on Christmas morning to go see all the presents. When you're older, she's ...

Cute and Funny Anniversary Quotes for Couples You'd be lying to yourself if you lived in the early 2000s and didn't fantasize about nailing at least one perfect roast joke in the roast of your dreams.

Funny marriage quotes. 1. “Getting married is like trading the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.” —Mae West 2. “To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup ...

From classic and cute to sarcastic or utterly silly, this list has the perfect nicknames for friends of all types. Skip to main content A Trusted Friend in a Complicated World ...

(Image credit: New Line Cinema) “Oh please. You and I both know I’m a phenomenal dancer. Now I know you’re lying through your teeth. You’ll do anything to get me to go on this thing.

Love Quotes for Valentine's Day "Maybe we can be each other's soulmates. And then we could just let men be these great, nice guys to have fun with." —Charlotte, Sex and the City “We were together.