LOL, sure thing, Grandpa Joe! No one has business cards at this party, and you didn’t want to incite mockery by bringing yours. Ok, how about Bump? Not everyone’s got that app, unfortunately.

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Perhaps the biggest benefit of business cards is how easy they are to hand out. Whether you’re at a tradeshow, networking event, coffee shop or business meeting, it’s simple to pass your card ...

That seems to have been the idea behind [agepbiz]’s 1:64 scale micro Jeep model kit that serves as an “overcomplicated” business card. Complete with box and labels in a shrink-wrapped package.