Chuck Norris hears everything. In celebration of his long career and superhuman fighting skills, here is a list of the top 40 Chuck Norris jokes that will give you a roundhouse kick to the stomach.

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The Fourth of July celebrates Chuck Norris," wrote @CrazyFenaker. "I'm here for the Chuck Norris jokes in the replies," posted @danonthe page. King is no stranger to sharing his thoughts on social ...