These 95 funny Christmas jokes for kids will get the whole family in the spirit. What bug hates Christmas? A “bah humbug.” How do sheep wish each other happy holidays? Merry Christmas to ewe.

Elementree school! Why is a Christmas tree so bad at knitting? They have too many needles. What does a stingy sheep say? Bah-humbug. What does a bunny rabbit hang by the fireplace? Celery stalk-ings.

Funny Christmas jokes are the perfect way to get into the ... Crisp Pringles. Related: "Bah Humbug" Meaning 79. Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose!

“I think Christmas turns us all into Scrooge,” the “Love, Actually” star went on. “Everyone is trying to throw happy stuff at you, and that’s when I come over all humbug.” ...

While she won’t be home in Music City for Christmas ... on anyone policing season pushers, she jokes, “Oh, go away. You can be Bah Humbug but don’t get in the way of my spirit of happiness.” ...

From a green fur-covered grump threatening to steal Christmas (and your presents!) to a cute but cunning bully hiding among Santa Claus's adorable reindeer, here are 12 of the best Christmas movie ...

And nothing makes the holiday season more fun than sharing Christmas jokes with your family ... What does a stingy sheep say? Bah-humbug. What does a bunny rabbit hang by the fireplace? Celery ...

While Chenoweth acknowledges that Mariah Carey holds the title of “Queen of Christmas,” she likes to think of herself as the “acting equivalent” to the “All I Want for Christmas Is You ...