Why this is a Fruit-N-Cheese-tastrophe: The word “ostentatious" should be applied to ball gowns and Lady GaGa performances, not to your fruit and cheese displays.

The only Reese’s option is the frozen fruit banana slices which layer chocolate and peanut butter over frozen banana pieces. Each of the frozen treats range in price from $7 to $8 for an 8 oz. bag.

I'm not talking about your run-of-the-mill classic grocery store fruit selections. I'm referring to this delectable Mom Deserves It Dessert Board, available from Edible Arrangements.

We may be a decade deep into the raw, single-origin, chocolate-is-a-superfood lifestyle, but there’s still a place for the Valentine’s Day drugstore decadence that is a Whitman’s Sampler.

Break up cheese into pieces or thinly slice, as you wish. Cut fruit into ¼"-thick wedges or rounds and place on a platter or large plate. Sprinkle with salt and drizzle with remaining 1 tsp. vinegar.

A fruit and cheese platter is usually served at the end of a multi-course meal. Fruit and olives, without any meat, cheese, or bread, is a light beginning to a meal that may last for hours.

The average charcuterie board features a unique combination of meat (often cured), multiple types of cheese and nuts, crackers, bread, chocolate, fruit, and jam.